when did video games get so realistic
|Me:||I am reading wikipedia about he end of the universe and finding it very comforting, is that wrong?|
|Bestfriend:||I don't know about wrong. But if it's part of suicidal feelings…|
|Me:||Well, it is connected to them but the end of the universe is not something within anyone's control. It is not like I am going to end the universe so that my problems vanish. But knowing that, however badly I fuck up, one day the universe will end and it is impossible for anyone to care that I fucked up, is comforting. Like, even if I did something so stupid that word of it spread accross all the galaxies and was written in the history books of a million civilisations, one day the universe would end and it would not matter|
|Bestfriend:||<laughs> Yes. It'd be hard to do something that stupid, anyway. I'm not entirely sure if it's possible to spread word of something across all galaxies in the universe.|
|Bestfriend:||(clearly the most important facet of what we're talking about)|
|Me:||"Once there was a lady with a messy room who was bad at her job. She also got very upset about what opinions she thought a fictitious hat would think of her if the hat were real."|
|Bestfriend:||Is okay. Many alien cultures would be like: "What is lady? What is room? What is job? What is hat?"|
|Bestfriend:||"Did she ever eat her siblings?" "No." "Did she ever steam a flarglewhatsit for more than 12 minutes and serve it to a guest?" "No." "Did she ever dress in the traditional purple-and-aquamarine dotted pyramidal dress of the Imperial Family of Blorg in a mocking way during the 17.3 day Festival of Blorgtimes?" "No." "Then she is good creature. I have no problem with."|
so guys i was trying to cheer someone up with harry potter memes and i found some really good ones
look at these
i feel like i just relived 2008
"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."
"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."
"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."
"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."
Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.
"Family gatherings" aka "90% of the people here are racist"
"and claim to be none of these things"
"they’re just joking"
"you’re just going through a phase"
"you’ll get used to it"
"so do you have a boyfriend yet?"
the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people