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guribot:

when did video games get so realistic

(Source: theserpentking, via thomas-the-drunk-engine)

Me:I am reading wikipedia about he end of the universe and finding it very comforting, is that wrong?
Bestfriend:I don't know about wrong. But if it's part of suicidal feelings…
Me:Well, it is connected to them but the end of the universe is not something within anyone's control. It is not like I am going to end the universe so that my problems vanish. But knowing that, however badly I fuck up, one day the universe will end and it is impossible for anyone to care that I fucked up, is comforting. Like, even if I did something so stupid that word of it spread accross all the galaxies and was written in the history books of a million civilisations, one day the universe would end and it would not matter
Bestfriend:<laughs> Yes. It'd be hard to do something that stupid, anyway. I'm not entirely sure if it's possible to spread word of something across all galaxies in the universe.
Bestfriend:(clearly the most important facet of what we're talking about)
Me:"Once there was a lady with a messy room who was bad at her job. She also got very upset about what opinions she thought a fictitious hat would think of her if the hat were real."
Bestfriend:Is okay. Many alien cultures would be like: "What is lady? What is room? What is job? What is hat?"
Me::) Yes
Bestfriend:"Did she ever eat her siblings?" "No." "Did she ever steam a flarglewhatsit for more than 12 minutes and serve it to a guest?" "No." "Did she ever dress in the traditional purple-and-aquamarine dotted pyramidal dress of the Imperial Family of Blorg in a mocking way during the 17.3 day Festival of Blorgtimes?" "No." "Then she is good creature. I have no problem with."

preparetobemildlyentertained:

lalalacoco:

so guys i was trying to cheer someone up with harry potter memes and i found some really good ones

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like seriously

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i feel like i just relived 2008

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"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."

mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

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illegally-ginger:

arousedean:

whitebeltwriter:

decertatio:

werewolfnl:

frostingpeetaswounds:

prince-of-mametown:

dreamerofderse:

"Family gatherings" aka "90% of the people here are racist"

”..and homophobic”

"and sexist"

"and claim to be none of these things"

"they’re just joking"

"you’re just going through a phase"

"you’ll get used to it"

"so do you have a boyfriend yet?" 

(via queennorthway)

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

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thatfunnyblog:

willy wonka and I are one

(Source: ohohmeo)

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